@2 hours ago with 130021 notes

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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@3 hours ago with 88785 notes
and—she-was-a—hurricane:

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@6 hours ago with 519 notes

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

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@2 hours ago with 2534 notes

"Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you."

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dead

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@3 hours ago with 285308 notes

This is such a serious topic but omg i died laughing at the end

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@3 hours ago with 121133 notes
youknow-me-not-my-story:

…fuck my life.

youknow-me-not-my-story:

…fuck my life.

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